Fellow dwellers of this inhabited space in our continium,
There is no top five on this post, just a stream of consciousness. By the way I noticed yesterday that the commenting section was turned off on all posts, so I turned it back on and went back and activated it for the past 20 posts or so. Have fun.
For example, I've recognized the folly as such and I've wholeheartedly given up bashing politics to death on all social media as it only serves to bounce it back . It doesn't matter what you say anyhow, because anything you say brands you as a "hater", and you are branded oddly enough by the same people who vehemently hate the other side, right hates left, and left hates right. So haters brand you as a hater because you don't agree totally with them and that makes you, wait for it....A Hater OK. I get it now.
I cannot wait to see the combination of Coronavirus, Hurricanes and Florida stupidity all at the same time in September. Here's a question? What If the biggest Hurricane ever comes right for Florida, while a huge outbreak of this virus is underway again where it resurges, while everyone is still under stay at home orders, and then they order a mass evacuation, to keep the people from getting wiped out by the Hurricane? Where will the 20 million disease carrying vectors be sent to then?
Everything seem to have this weird cast to it. Cruise ships are portals of death. Nursing homes and Veterans Homes are sure Places to die, Politicians are saying all sorts of stupid stuff and no one is listening. All the schools are closed, people are being fired right and left and Nobody actually knows what to do, except maybe Kelly Ann Conway. She always seems to know. If you would just ask her, she knows. Everyone has had to make some sort of adjustment in their life. Everywhere you look a business is either shut down or its been deemed essential (Like the WWE, who is taping before empty studios) and there are Blue X patterns marked on the floors to remind you to stay away from each other. If you don't then, well shit, we are wrestling in the mud brother!
Except maybe me. I feel like this is pretty much an extension of any other day. I never want to leave the house anyway and the biggest sacrifice I've made so far is to not see friends who come over. So far we've made do with Facetime, Facebook and other electronics. The biggest adjustment I've had to make here is to have my wife around more which is a blessing and not a big deal at all. Even though the medical world is going haywire batshit right now, her particular niche` is not and they haven't really pushed it too much, which is ok with me.
If she got a wild hair up her butt and wanted to go volunteer in New York City, I'm sure they would take her in a minute because of her many years of experience, but they haven't asked and I hope they don't. If they do, I hope she tells them HELL NO. Its way too friggin scary and too much to ask someone to do. But that's only my opinion, because I believe you cannot pay someone enough to risk their life for pretty much no benefit, except the gratitude of your fellow man and brother, in my book that ain't enough, not by a long shot.
Being forced to stay home makes it worse for others however because while Mommy and Daddy are checking email for the 50th time this morning and furiously posting their political memes as fast as their little fingers can go, their amazing widdle quarantined and confined children are sitting at the kitchen table, eating cheerios, stalling for time, confused as all hell, wondering why they didn't get the memo on ass paddling being reinstated and when did screaming at the students become OK? Oh Man!
They are traumatized , listening to their teacher bitch to anyone that will listen about how they got "stuck with the damn kids again", while they are trying to figure out how to do math for the third weird way in the past 3 years, because you know Mommy the teacher abandoned that common core crap as soon as she saw it. And no one is asking daddy anymore especially after he got so mad the last time and broke that window and his face got so red he looked like he was gonna have a stroke.
No one will dare to ever ask him ever again.
All this is going on while the teachers are sleeping with the principal and everybody's day drinking and by the way what are those funny cigarettes with the funny smell all about? Anybody get a spare twinkieman? It's no wonder they come to the table for breakfast wondering if the teacher next year will be this mean? The paid teachers are conducting their reviews and sending stupid emails from behind on online veil that not one of them have been trained to use, probably laughing their silly fat asses off because you have to deal with your own little snot nosed brats now! That is hysterical.
The unpaid persons doing the actual teaching are searching "The Google" for answers on how to get a migraine in 3 easy steps and at the same time trying to make sense of a common core math curriculum that none of them learned in their actual schooling. Juggling this while trying to listen to a business meeting and then a dang conference call that drones on and on, just so that their bosses can feel like they still have some semblance of control of their workforce , all while telling the little shits to pipe down because Mommy is at work and simultaneously trying to ignore their oldest child asking why they are wearing a suit on top and only panties on the bottom just adds to the comedy.
Where in the hell is the video camera? When is picture day? Did anybody notice we have not had a school shooting for a long while now? By the way, GrandPa made a special paddle so you can get your tiny ass beat with for running your mouth again, like you do at regular school.
Way to go dumbass.
See ya later alligators,
BigMike
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