Some sayings I want to put on T-Shirts

Hey, these probably won't sell, but here is what I want to put on a bunch of T-Shirts and sell them.

It would make me happy anyway....

• "I see dumb people....."
• "Yes, as a matter of Fact, I do own the sidewalk, why do you ask?"
• "Your village just called, they want their idiot back"
• "I can only please ONE person per day. Today is not your day !."
• "Definition of stupidity. Look it up, you'll see your picture."
• "First Ammendment Rules !"
• "Sit down, shut up, Hold On.
• "Aw NO, not you !"
• "Don't go away mad, just go away !"
• "Defecation Occurs"
• "Life is just a bunch of Bovine Defecation"
• "As a matter of Fact, the world does revolve around me. Thankx for asking."
• "Hey Vanna, buy a vowel."
• "Ron White was right. You can't fix stupidity."
• "Do I look like a People person ?"
• "Lets say I got smart with you. How would you know it?"
• "Just because you keep looking, doesn't mean my brilliance will rub off."
• "Why are you stupid?, not my area."
• "Sorry, I don't know how to speak dumber, only slower."
• "The human excrement is about to impact the high speed device"
• "Dr. House is not amused with your B.S."
• "Don't speak, you'll ruin the illusion."
• "Hush ! Use your inside your head voice!"
• "Is it possible that you are as dumb as you look?"
• "Random selection is proven by your existence."
• "Remember that weird kid in third grade? You grew up."
• "Beauty goes skin deep. Ugly goes clear to the bone."
• "Yeah, I'm fat. But your UGLY and I can lose weight."
• "If you can read this, you can read."
• "Hydrogen is abundant. So is stupidity."
• "I looked up the definition of moron in the dictionary. It shows your picture."

Thankx for reading my rant.

-bigmike

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