The Preamble to the Constitution

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Intrepreting Bushismns

In his weekly radio address President Bush said, "We do not create terrorism by fighting terrorism. The terrorists are at war against us because they hate everything America stands for, and because they know we stand in the way of their ambitions to take over the Middle East. We are fighting to stop them from taking over Iraq and turning that country into a safe haven that would be even more valuable than the one they lost in Afghanistan."

What he meant was :

We do not create terrorism by fighting terrorism.
-Don't start no crap and there won't be none.

The terrorists are at war against us because they hate everything America stands for, and because they know we stand in the way of their ambitions to take over the Middle East.
-They can't have our oil. Screw 'em, let 'em find their own.

We are fighting to stop them from taking over Iraq and turning that country into a safe haven that would be even more valuable than the one they lost in Afghanistan.

-We don't have a clue what to do next and the only people around here who did, have left.

-We'll just stay the course.

What a fabulous president he is.

So smart and erudite.

Such an astute politician.

So engaging, well respected for his intellect and so refined in his manner.

What a diplomat.

Hey Mabel, get me a beer willya?

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