The Preamble to the Constitution

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I love driving with morons !

I just love driving with morons. They make me want to be fully awake and functional at all times. It is an absolute thrill to need to SLAM on your ABS braking system and make sure they work because some idiot wants to occupy the 6 foot space between you and the car in front of you during rush hour traffic. I have always wanted to see if my car could really dive forward enough to touch the bumper on the ground.

You haven't lived until you have driven in a major metropolitan city. I used to be a long distance truck driver for about 5 years and have drove in every major city the US has multiple times , New York city included as well as Los Angeles and Chicago and my opinion is the stupidest drivers in America live and drive in metropolitan Atlanta Georgia.

Every day I see men and women, talk on the phone, eat, shave, apply make up, write and also attempt to drive on the 6-7 lane interstate (any of them) while weaving in and out of traffic at speeds approaching 80 miles per hour , blissully unaware that the car spinning off into the grass behind them was not giving them a place to drive, they took it !

And they smile at you with the famous southern charm and wave and say Thank you. At least in New York or LA you knew they meant to put you in the ditch as they gave you the finger, waved a fist out the window, blew the horn at you for 10 miles or some other subtle sign that American drivers have to convince you that they are angry and you are their intended target.

Seems funny to me that in a city of almost 3 million or so, that there would be more cops than there are and enforcement would be tougher, but HEY ! If you've ever driven in Atlanta , you'd know the cops are the ones leading the pack !

-bigmike

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