The Preamble to the Constitution

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

We went to a Carmike Cinema theatre last night

My wife and I went to see the movie "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" last night. Loved the movie. I wonder however if things continue the way they have been how long you'll be able to go to a movie at a theatre in the future however. After I thought about it I sent the following novel/letter to Carmike Cinemas. They can read it or not. You can read it or not.

I just think they and their competition should do something different if they want to survive for the next ten years. If they continue operations the same way , I fear that movie theatres will soon go the way of drive In movies and 8 track tape players.

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Open letter to Carmike Cinemas :

Mr. Gary Krannacker, VP Operations
Carmike Cinemas, Inc.
Carmike Plaza
1301 First Avenue
Columbus, Georgia 31901
Telephone: (706)576-3400

Dear Mr. Krannacker,

According to what I could find, you are in charge of Operations at Carmike. I would like to relay some observations to you about our continuing experience in your theatres with one caveat. The reason I am writing you is to be certain that Carmike understands the impact in a general sense, of what we experience when visiting your theaters. I have no underlying agenda, other than an improved experience and I am not interested in compensation, contact, coupons, or movie passes. I’m not looking for a job or trying to convince you to let me see movies free. My motives here are about being able to go to your theaters, to be served in a reasonable time and be able to see a movie in pleasant surroundings. My wife and I attend screening at several of your locations on a regular basis. We travel to Dalton GA, Cartersville GA and occasionally see movies in our hometown of Calhoun Ga. I’ve also lived in four other states and have attended screenings in your theaters all over the country. We also enjoy your competition. In general, it is an enjoyable experience, or at least sometimes, it is, if I can ignore everything else.

Look, I know you are in a very competitive business. I’ve read all about how the public doesn’t go to the movies anymore and all the reason the experts give for that decline. I get it that the industry has changed. There is more competition now than ever before, that there are more sources for entertainment now than ever before and it is cut into smaller and smaller pieces by new processes every day, and that every day a new challenge comes up that wasn’t part of the competitive landscape 5 years ago.

I would counter all of that with one statement.
“So what! Are you just going to quit being a movie company?”

Silly statement I know and the answer is of course not. Without regard to your measurement metrics, cash margin statistics and RPP (revenue per patron) analysis, I say you have unlimited room for the potential to grow, to achieve unheard of year over year results and the potential to lead the market, instead of being in the middle of the pack of the so-called “Big Four”. Things got to change if that is ever to happen though.

Some of what I see is nothing more than basic business and it all seems like a no-brainer to me. Others are big ideas that take capital investment and radical thinking to combat the natural business tendency to manage the business from the profit line upwards. I’ll not lecture you about your own business, however on the next pages I would like to share some thoughts. Feel free to do with them whatever you like including ignoring them or shredding them. It is possible that I am completely wrong and this letter has no value whatsoever, but, then again, who knows?

As I said, I am a customer, one of your customers who have been going to movies on a regular basis for a long time. This letter may read like a complaint, however really it is a desperate plea to save your industry from itself.

I am afraid what I see is going to result in the managing of this business through a decline and into a crash landing, metrics be damned. If it were an airliner, the result is called “Controlled Flight into Terrain”, where the pilot is behind the yoke, flying the plane and flew it straight into the mountain anyway. I mean no disrespect, however it looks like to me that no one is flying this plane.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely Yours,

bigmike - (Actual letter is in the mail.)

How do you manage this business? From the Top Line down (revenues) or bottom line up (Profit)?

Everywhere I look in one of your facilities, I see expense (cut) decisions. Typically, those decisions are all about profit generation and budgetary expense control. I have no issue with that (Maximizing profit), if everything is already running right, the ship is tight and it is what it takes to return a fair profit to your shareholder.

What is the message you are sending to your patrons, associates and management however when: Marquees are damaged, floors are dirty, Sound systems don’t work properly, carpets are worn out, trim is missing, uniforms are dirty, the staff is slovenly, signage and lights are out, parking lot lights never get turned on, bathrooms are always filthy and it looks like the last time any paint was applied was when Ronald Reagan was president?
I’ll tell you what it says to me. It says, “We are Cheap, even if our items are not”. It also says you invest no money in inspecting your facilities and ensuring a high standard is met.

The mission ought to be how to get more people to come back more often. Instead, the mission is perceived as “Don’t spend any money on the theatres”. Tangible expense control is very important, however if you also do not demonstrate to me , your patron, that intangible Guest Good will is as important , I’ll stay home and watch Netflix on my big screen TV, with my home theatre system playing while my wife makes popcorn. You give me no reason to remember you as a destination, otherwise. You are leaving piles of money on the table by ignoring this important asset. If it looks like you value profit over me, I’ll see it and act accordingly. See the mountain in the way here?


How much you charge me for a ticket or on what day the special runs is only important the first time. After that, you have to execute and your staff has to perform. Even if you charge me $1.50 per ticket and I buy nothing else, how many times do you think I’ll come back when it takes 20-30 minutes to get them? Buy two drinks and one bag of popcorn and stand in line for 30 minutes? Really?


Force every purchase through the concession stand, including tickets, make us wait forever, force a parent to try to buy tickets, buy concessions, control 2 toddlers who are bored and screaming and ask yourself if this is the law of unintended consequences at work? Is this the way you want to to be? How many times will this aggravated mother of two, who could finally afford to take her kids to the movies because the prices dropped to $1.50, bother to come back after she is annoyed beyond consideration because the method of doing business changed? Should there be a sign that says, “Low staffing in place” or “The ticket seller called in sick”, on the front door? Do you think the ticket price will actually matter on any future purchase decision?


Realize that your business is really all about people and is not the movies, the concessions or expenses. Nobody and I mean nobody cares if anyone in your theatres is wearing a jacket. It may be part of your look, your ethos, how you distinguish management from associates or whatever but it doesn’t mean anything if that person in the jacket never says a word to a patron. It really has no value at all either when the jacket is stained with butter and soda either. I’d rather see clean T-Shirts than stained jackets.


No one talks to you and guess what? No one smiles either. I have literally stood in line with my wife for 20 minutes paying attention dozens of times, watched her order while I just stood there, and never saw anyone talk to a patron, ask a question, or smile one time. Your staff typically never talks to its customers anymore. They are more interested in filling the cup than in saying hello. The only things I ever hear are related to pricing, stocking and task orientation. Efficiency is good, watching five people do the Thorazine shuffle is not. Heads down, popcorn bins filled, cups brought up yes, but literally no guest interaction, beyond size and price conversations. It certainly isn’t a staffing problem. You’ve replaced the staff many times and Lord knows they change often enough. I’d say it might be a training problem or a selection problem, but not staffing. If this is how you intend it to be, just admit it, cut out the intermediary, and encourage patrons to bring their own snacks while buying their tickets through fandango, so you will never have to interact with them at all. Then, you could have a scanner at the theatre door let us in with our on line ticket bar code and cut the labor expense entirely.

Is the trend towards Self Serve theatres?


How long before your internal discussions begin to be about closing locations, if that hasn’t already begun?


If the trend is that movie Theatre’s are a dying breed, are you just waiting around for the end to come? I’m no operations or marketing genius. I don’t have all the answers. Hell for all I know I am completely wrong and I have no idea about this. It seems to me however, that if you struggle to fill theatres and attract more guests and the competition is stupid fierce, that you have to do things a bit differently in order to achieve desired results. Stimulus Tuesday is a good Idea. $1.50 Tickets are a great idea. It won’t bring me back a second time however to experience ice age service, with a bad sound system to a place ran by sullen no talking staff, to wait on pre-popped popcorn, in long lines , outside the front door surrounded by aggravated people in the wintertime.

Are you kidding?

The atmosphere in your facilities is depressing. I noticed when you started using a digital projection scheme. It is better picture quality and makes for a better movie. My opinion is the same for the upgraded sound systems. Great Idea. The problem is I didn’t notice either one of these things until I had to endure the soup lines from the great depression to get to them.

Here what it feels like sometimes:

You get out of your car in a parking lot at night that is not well marked, and are trapped in a lane that has no exit. There are no parking lot lights burning, so you couldn’t see that. You feel isolated and alone. After you figure out how to park your car, you walk up to the front doors (in the mall units this is where it starts), you then notice that the ticket booth is closed and they are selling tickets and concessions at the same time. You wait outside in line, in the cold, with a group of aggravated parents who are getting more and more agitated by the minute. Finally, the line moves a little and you open the doors to go inside and smell …nothing. The sounds you hear are crowd buzz, teen agers making noise talking to each other, mechanical background sounds like doors, people handling items, and the noise associated with a number of aggravated people standing around. No one talks to you, No one smiles at you, and no Music is in the air, there is no atmosphere. You wait. You shuffle forward. While waiting you may go to the bathroom, if there is one to use and it smells terrible. No one has looked at it in a while and there is a mess all around the sink and floors. When you finally make it up to the concession stand, that is selling the same items they’ve always sold since 1942, you are hurried though your purchase by a harried under manned staff whose interest seems to be to get you to go away, and the sooner the better. You have your hands full and you go to find your theatre. No one is taking tickets, no one is directing traffic, and still no one is talking to you. You find your theatre, open the door and find you seat. The screen starts to play coming attractions and now I notice you have a digital projector.


It feels like I had to walk through the swamp, to get to the junkyard in order to get into the museum in order to finally see the Mona Lisa. I’d bet a blind person would not be able to guess they were standing in line in a movie theater. I’ll bet you spent a literal TON of money on the projector and the sound upgrades. Then you hid them under the pile of construction debris and rocks before I found them.

None of this has anything at all to do with community support, unless you also consider that I’ll not let my teenaged daughter go to your theatre at night with her friends because the parking lot is a dark and potentially dangerous place. How safe do you think it is to see 20 kids gathered around the back of the building in the dark and what do you think they are doing? Yeah, I’d say not burning the parking lot lights is a brilliant strategy.


This feels like the mountain is coming and boy I am glad I’m not on the plane.


If you always do what you always did, then you always get what you always got.

Albert Einstein once said that the definition of Insanity is to do the same things repeatedly while expecting a different result. Thomas Edison said that he never failed in his quest to make a working incandescent lamp; he just found ten thousand ways not to make one. Babe Ruth struck out more times than anyone else. The point is that it looks like innovation is needed. Off the top of my head, I can think of several things that make sense to me; however, I’m no movie theatre genius.


Maybe it makes perfect sense to you to sell pre-popped cold popcorn in the name of efficiency. Instead of pre-popping the popcorn or buying, it pre-popped and storing it in the back room, I would have added more popcorn machines and put the smell of fresh popcorn in the air. Every person in line would see and smell popcorn being made. If three machines couldn’t keep up, I’d install three more. Cook less popcorn, but cook it more often. Make it part of the draw. I would never let a guest see me bringing popcorn up to the bin using a broken and cracked plastic tub with a dirty bottom.

You just lowered the value of the product by doing so and now I feel ripped off.

America loves Brand Names. We are land full of Brand name enthusiasts. Beyond Coca Cola, what brand names do you sell? You couldn’t prove it by me until I get to the counter to buy it and by that time, it just doesn’t matter. Looked at a Nascar race car lately ?

Why do you waste all that space around the front doors? Three old video games and one bench seat surrounded by dingy carpet is not appealing. Everything surrounding the entrance should be pristine, inviting and part of your marketing. Why cannot I buy trash and trinkets (shirts, cups, movie themed items etc) at a Carmike theatre, ala Cracker barrel? The ambience is part of the marketing. Staff uniforms are part of the marketing, the smell and the sound is part of the marketing. Alternatively, it should be anyway.

The job of marketing is to get me into your theatre one time, the first time. Operationally you have to execute to get me to come back. If I had to guess, I’d say that Stimulus Tuesday, $1.50 Tickets and other marketing ideas are all about the future of your company. You are trying to combat the rising competition, draw more patrons and get more people into movies and make more money. If you are, and I have read this correctly, then consider how it is executed as part of the plan and budget for it accordingly.


1. If you throw a bunch of money (reduced ticket prices for example) at the problem and then ask a slow motion reduced staff to execute it, how successful do you think it will be?
2. All you will have done is throw a bunch of money at the problem and you should have just set it on fire in the parking lot. Mission accomplished.


Radical serious innovation is needed.
1. Possibly some ideas centered on guest enjoyment, ambience, atmosphere, redesign and better service. It is possible that you need to think about how the product is delivered. It looks like the engine is blown on the car and you keep changing the carburetor in order to fix it. Try something new. These places should be cash cow casinos instead of piggy banks.
2. Get some pet projects to try in small markets, do some real satisfaction research. Find some different concessions, sell more products, put some music in the lobby just don’t do the same things repeatedly and expect it to be better magically, all on its own.
3. Maybe you need smaller theatres with more movies on smaller screens with a full service twist. Maybe you need to make a big fat hairy deal out of movie premiers with spotlights and exterior stimulus. Heck maybe you need to have flea markets in the parking lot when you’re not selling tickets, but doing the same thing and tweaking the ticket price is a recipe for failure if you do nothing else.
4. Is Chik-fil-A the only business in the world that understands that if you involve the community and support it that they will support you? When is the last time you seriously competed for local market and marketing share?


Lastly if the business has changed, then so must the business model. I sure don’t have the answers, but ..,.


If carpets wear out and are expensive to replace, then maybe you need a different floor surface, not a carpet cleaner. The point is it makes no sense to let the floor look like it is worn out. Replace it with tile or vinyl or plain concrete painted in movie themes, just don’t let it be painted with foot traffic, grease, gum and spilled soda. The entrance is a high traffic area and it needs to be designed with that in mind.


If five people cannot keep up with the lines behind one counter, then maybe you need three counters and six more popcorn machines. I question that a service standard even exists in your industry and there definitely should be one. How long will you wait for food to be delivered in a restaurant? If the standard at concession is to wait no more than 5 minutes to be served, then how long will I wait in line if I am 10 back in a line that takes 5 minutes per person? Even considering queuing it will take a lot more than 15 minutes won’t it? How does closing the ticket booth solve this problem?


If you cannot fill 500 seat rooms, then maybe you need smaller rooms and more theatres, centered on a different service model. Maybe you need to reconfigure them to be 50-100 seat rooms with full service, real food, beer sales, internet access, party rooms, or anything else that will utilize the space productively and profitably and fit within the movie theme. Maybe you need private rooms, box seats, video game rooms and tournaments, season tickets or something that adds to the draw and produces revenue. Maybe you need four pool tables, 20 video machines, a jukebox, Televisions or a place to watch sports. Leave everything the same except the ticket price and expect it to be different? I think every square foot should produce an enjoyable experience and revenue for your company.

Right now, it just seems like a high portion of the space just sits there gathering dust and it feels like we are waiting on you to finally close up shop and move on.


If you can only sell four dollars of add on concession purchases, possibly you need to sell more items, not less and certainly not the same items as everybody else. If I understand your metrics page on your investor’s web site, you are about the same as everyone else. Was that the goal and will that blow away the revenue projections? The goal is to be in the middle of the pack, to produce mediocrity and be like everybody else? Really?


If neon costs a ton to upkeep, then maybe you need to switch out to LED’s. If Parking lot lights are too expensive, then maybe the theater needs better lights on the building itself. If the Marquee is 25 years old, is it time to be replaced? Is there a new technology you could use instead? Lights and signs should work all the time. They should look great and should say, “Come on in”. When you allow them to be out, broke, dingy or out of date they say, “We don’t care if you come on in”. Everything in your physical plant should be looked at like this. It should be a big, fat, hairy deal for the surroundings to look worn out, and trust me; it is not currently looked at like that at all.


If placing ads in the newspaper doesn’t work as well as it used to then maybe you need direct mail or bigger full page 4 color ads, not just an elimination of the ad itself.


If the revenue stream from ticket purchases or concessions isn’t what you need it to be, maybe you need more streams of revenue instead of lower entrance fees. Maybe you need ten times the amount of products you have now and it is possible you don’t sell what I want either. Why can’t I get a hot dog at a theatre? Why is no food products sold at all? There are No chips, snacks, hot pretzels, taquitos, etc? Is it because you don’t want to pay to clean up the theatre? Is that a viable customer centered response?


Should there be three tiers of products for sale instead of one overpriced tier? Look at the convenience store industry. If they used your model, they would have one style of lighter and it would cost 5 bucks per lighter. They would sell ten lighters a day. Look at fast food, get a burger and it can be a single, double or a triple, etc. Instead of centering on various sizes of the same products, in over priced combos, maybe you need to think about how to sell more variety at different price points. I cannot imagine what you are doing is going to sustain your future, if nothing else changes.

When I go to the movies, I always have more money to spend than I actually spend. The reason I don’t spend more has nothing to with what you offer, it has everything to with what you don’t offer. We always spend that money after the fact, in another place of business and you don’t get a penny of it. I wonder why not?

I’m sure there is a lot more that can be said, however I’ve used up enough of your time already. Have a great day.

Friday, December 3, 2010

North Korea is at it again

Well, here we go again. North Korea is at it again with military posturing and sword rattling. The amazing thing is we keep treating them like they are a "normal" country with all the diplomatic systems in place for communication and negotiation that we get from other countries.

The problem is this country is not a country so much as it is a land mass controlled by the largest personality cult in the world, along with the worlds 4th largest army that we know virtually nothing about how it actually runs or how its citizens will react if war breaks out.

There is a documentary I saw recently with Lisa Lin-(sic), (maybe Frontline? or Nova?) , that followed an eye doctor to North Korea while he operated on patients there for cataracts. There were patients there who had not been able to see for more than 20 years and needed surgery to correct their vision. In the "western" world , the surgery they needed was pretty much routine. Advanced equipment and medicines have made this the type of surgery pretty much routine, and one that doctors can be trained to do in a week or so and have an amazing success rate at making people being able to see again.

In North Korea it is so isolated from the so called "Western " world (read modern influence and free thought) that the doctors there didn't even know how to turn on the machines, let alone use them. More than 1000 people were operated by a western trained doctor and and in almost all of them their sight was restored. The medical part of the story was a pretty happy ending. I was perplexed by the sub-current exposed by the show however.

My point to make here, is that in order to see the relevance to my opening statement, you have to understand the patients reaction when their bandages were removed and their sight was restored.

Were they thankful ? Were they happy ? Did they express gratitude? The answer is yes they all did. Every last one of them expressed extreme thanks and heartfelt gratitude. But not to the doctor who made it possible for them to see. They all went directly to the nearest picture of the dictator and professed their thanks to him for giving their sight back. They cried and wept and said thanks to the "Dear Leader" for giving them the opportunity to see.

Not one patient thanked the doctor. It never even dawned on them to do so. In their eyes, the Dear Leader made it possible and it was only through his will that they were even allowed to be a patient.

This is how their entire country operates at every level. Pictures of the Dear Leader are everywhere, everybody in the country thinks he is a god, and they are all extremely afraid of what happens to themselves and every one of their family members if they get seen or are overheard being critical of the Dear leader or the government.

He is another Hitler. There are concentration camps where every generation of a family are sent to be worked to death if even one person in the family is suspected of being opposed to the leadership. If One person defects , everybody pays. Babies, old people, critically ill, whatever , it doesn't matter. Everybody pays for the "sins" of one person. We've known about these camps for years and have done nothing. We don't even talk about it. North Korea kills hundreds of their own citizens annually for suspected crimes. They cause the death of hundreds of thousands through their policies and we do not do anything except stand on the sidelines and wring our hands.

Is it any wonder then that with a certified madman at the helm that they would shell an island to get our attention? This country cannot be treated like a country. It is a very large version of the Jamestown cult and the nuttiest versions of David Koresh from Waco Texas and Jim Jones combined are at the helm. It is ruled by Odd Job from Goldfinger and Dr. No, with a little Dr. Mengele thrown in for good measure.

Is it any news at all that this lunatic who would cause the death of millions of his own people to stay in power by refusing aid from anywhere except China , in order to control the thoughts of his folks? That he would enforce a famine on his entire population just to control a political message no matter how many people died? Does it surprise anybody that we can't get through to this guy using any modern methodology at all? That we have to resort to yelling memos through a bullhorn at the DMZ , in order to make sure they can at least here what we have to say?

And we want to treat this guy normally ?

Its a damn good thing I am not President. I wouldn't be in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting wars I can't win.


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bigmike

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Made up Words

It drives me crazy.

Day after day I watch television , read newspapers and articles and see it.

You’ve seen it too I would guess and it just creeps along like it has a life of its own.

What am I talking about ? Why made up words being used as commonplace nouns, verbs and etc. of course.

You know the kind of word I am talking about right?

Watch a few commercials on TV and you’ll see them, Ones like:

  • Fashionista (what the heck is an ista anyway)
  • Accuweather forecast (from the news and weather channels)
  • Also AccuTrack and anything with an- iffic at the end of it , like Wonder-iffic

Most of the time these come from the lunatics that are in charge of marketing products to us on the TV. They feel like if they don’t have a new word to describe something, we won’t pay attention to it.

Well I got news for them, we don’t pay attention to them anyway. These are the same maniacs that think it is a good idea to put a live shot of some talking head on the left hand side of the screen, a horizontal crawl at the bottom of the screen, a vertical talking points panel on the right hand side of the screen and also have a channel logo inserted at the bottom right hand corner, because they think they are utilizing the entire screen to get their message across. It just pisses me off and makes me want to change the channel or mute the station.

Yeah, those idiots.

Same nuts that would have you believe we should buy everything Billy Mayes used to yell about.

Same morons that think if we repeat the phone number 27 times in 30 seconds , more people will call it.

So we have three small examples : I’m sure you can think of many more.

  1. One is the words that they make up in order to describe something that they are trying to sell you, whether its adverting or to market a product.
    1. How did a chamois become a SHAM-WOW otherwise ?

i. Chamois - A very soft, oil-tanned, suede-finished, leather, originally made from Alpine antelope, but now made from sheepskin splits. Known for its' absorbency.

ii. SHAM-WOW – see chamois

  1. Another are the words that are used to describe something that actually mean something else entirely
    1. For example, think Segway (as in segue)

i. There’s a word that already existed in nature, but was modified to describe a 2 wheel transportation device

  1. The last is the way they use a made up word and attach it to another useful word in order to come up with a third word
    1. This is the category that Fashion- Ista, Max-Inista and everything else with –Ista on it, fits into.

Another whole sub-set of this irritation is how marketing folks will make up words to describe a set of numbers that actually could have been described with a normal word, but then they wouldn’t get to charge millions of dollars to present the findings if they didn’t somehow “sexy” it up.

  • Think for example , like Day-Part, a word they use to describe a specific time of day.
  • Drive-Time, Day Part, Meal Period all mean the same thing if you are talking about 8 am .
    • It’s called Breakfast time or Morning.

Don’t confuse this with Oxymoron’s however. (See (Oxymoron’s and the lies of Marketing)

FYI : An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory or incongruous words, such as 'Cruel Kindness' or 'Jumbo Shrimp' (Jumbo means 'large' while Shrimp means 'small').

It is a literary figure of speech in which opposite or contradictory words, terms, phrases or ideas are combined to create a rhetorical effect by paradoxical means.

Try this : http://www.oxymoronix.com/

Some of my favorites are:

  1. Military Intelligence
  2. Unbiased Opinion
  3. Microsoft Works
  4. Exact Estimate
  5. Virtual reality

I’m not even going to get into the medical ad issue , where they name a drug some archaic made up name in order to make you think it is something more powerful than it is and can cure everything from soft toenails to pimples.

  • One of my favorites in this class is Clopidogrel (also known as Plavix)
  • Clopidogrel is an oral, thienopyridine class antiplatelet agent used to inhibit blood clots in coronary artery disease, peripheral vascular disease, and cerebrovascular disease.
  • It is marketed by Bristol-Myers Squibb and Sanofi-Aventis under the trade name Plavix. The drug works by irreversibly inhibiting a receptor called P2Y, an adenosine diphosphate ADP chemoreceptor.

Ah well, I guess that’s how crusty old farts like me get to be crusty old farts.

Thankx for reading my rant !

bigmike

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Random Rants and assorted other thoughts on headlines I saw today

33 Miners get rescued from a deep mine shaft in Chile

  • My immediate reaction is “Yeah ! Alright!.” And then I think, I cannot begin to imagine or fathom what it must be like to be that far underground, for that long , and I have nothing but respect for those guys. I would never work a job like that, but then again , I am not them. I’m glad they made it out.
  • Miners make it out alive !

CVS to pay 77.6 Million dollars in Meth case

  • 77.6 million dollar fine in Meth case
  • In a case from 2008 (and / or 2007 depending upon which version you read) CVS has been fined 75 million dollars and ordered to refund 2.5 million in profits because they did not adequately monitor pseudoephedrine, which is / was a major ingredient in the manufacture of meth.
  • The problem is that even though now you can’t buy this product in any substantial quantity (think Sudafed) , you can make meth without it. So this does nothing to stop or even slow down the production of meth.
  • The sad part of all this is that you can make it in as little as 6 hours or so and virtually anyone can do it. The recipe is on the internet and a simple google search is all you need.

Facebook introduces one time passwords to help with account hijacking etc

  • People figure out ways to get around anything that is in their way.
  • This won’t work, because this usually is not how your account gets hacked to begin with ! (Facebook one time passwords)
  • As long as some mutt is employing social engineering tactics on naïve unsuspecting folks, no measure that they take will prevent this.
  • Some old fashioned customer service would help though.
  • Talking to a live person at Facebook is seemingly against the rules, or they have deemed it to be cost-prohibitive.
  • Either way if your account gets hacked, your pretty much on your own to fix it.

Pentagon will abide by order banning “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell”

  • First, read my post from yesterday about this. (http://bigmikerant.blogspot.com/2010/10/dont-ask-dont-tell-dont-know-dont-care.html)
  • Second, in its current from this order has almost no chance of succeeding. Politicians will muck this up, trust me. (/pentagon-will-abide-by-order-against-ban-on-gays)
  • Third, 4 letters. UCMJ (stands for Uniform Code of Military Justice). Nothing she says applies to the military rule of law, unless specifically suspended by the Supreme Court or changed by Executive Order unless the Congress also passes new rules, which changes the UCMJ. Her ruling does not address the UCMJ at all.
  • The Justice Department almost certainly will appeal this ruling , because they are constitutionally bound to uphold duly passed laws of the United States. Even if the Attorney General doesn’t like it, precedence says he has to appeal this ruling. This will end up in the supreme court several times before it is settled.

Christine Aguilera driven to divorce.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Don't ask, Don't tell, Don't know , Don't care, Don't get it

Disclaimer : I have no idea what it is like to be gay. Although from a military family, I also have no idea what it is like to serve in the Military. My point of view is myopic, WASPY and male and is entirely my own.

A Federal Judge has declared “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” to be unconstitutional. She has also now issued an injunction to the US Military that in effect say “Stop enforcing” Don’t ask, Don’t tell.

The net effect of her ruling applies to the worldwide conduct of all US Military forces and all active and all future investigations.

There are numerous arguments on all three sides of this issue. I say three sides because it is traditionally argued most vocally by Gay protest groups, the military establishment and the politicians. The rest of us have opinions that if polled would range from damn right to who cares and all points in between. The Gay groups (including both democratic and republican gay rights organizations , like the Log Cabin Republicans) argue that gays should be allowed to openly gay as a matter of practice in every situation. The military says that being openly gay “negatively affects unit cohesion and morale” , whatever that really means, to have openly serving gay service members, and the politicians come up with every loopy variation of that including that somehow being gay has anything at all to do with the traditional male/female relationship and the nuclear family. That’s another whole story, but I just don’t get that point of view at all.

The judge , Virginia Phillips, said that the 17 year old policy “"infringes the fundamental rights of United States service members and prospective service members" and violates their rights of due process and freedom of speech. I don’t know if you know anything at all about constitutional law, but even if it wasn’t, this is a constitutional issue now nonetheless, because this judge has said it is and there is no going back. The facts don’t change because you don’t like them, and there is now no chance this will be solved politically. Not that there ever really was in the first place.

I am a little bit confused.

Here is what the text of the constitution actually says on due process and freedom of speech:

  • ARTICLE [V.] No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
  • ARTICLE XIV. SECTION 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
  • ARTICLE [I.] OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS SAYS : Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; of the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Doesn’t say squat about being gay or serving in the military. So, while I have never supported the idea that being gay is in any way injurious to those of us who are not gay, and I have never served in the military, I have to tell you the message sent by this law and now by the injunction is both confusing and at the same time as absurd as the argument for the law in the first place. Personally ? You want to be Gay and carry a rifle and fight our enemies? OK with me. I could care less about your “gayness”, and care more about your ability to aim your rifle. (for example) Your being gay has no affect on me not being gay. Never has, never will. To say that you can serve if your Gay, as long as you don’t tell us your gay, which if you do, we are gonna act all surprised and kick your ass outta here makes as much sense to me as saying that you have a fundamental right to be gay in the first place. It was bad policy and is a stupid law as it was written and now this ruling comes along and attempts to make us think that it has anything at all to do with due process and freedom of speech.

The law is kind of like saying you can serve in the military if you are a space alien as long as you don’t tell us you are a space alien. The ruling says you have a fundamental right to a credit card as long as you only think about it, but never use it. Like anything ever exists in a vacuum. It is intellectually lazy to simply compartmentalize one subject over another and then draw conclusions from the individual compartments, supporting the other individualized compartments , except that they don’t know the other compartments exist. Makes me go “ Arooouggh?”

If you want to integrate a group into another group (gays into the military- for example) be aware that you do not integrate only a select portion of that group and get to ignore the other portions, because you don’t like the aspects in those portions. All things must be considered as a whole and as parts of that whole. That’s just the way it is. You want to integrate Blacks into the military ? Fine. Everything about being black gets in, you can’t stop it, no matter what your policy is. You want to allow certain types of criminals to serve openly ? Fine. Everything about being criminal gets in too. Just accept it. You cannot make a policy that turns off the mind and think that all is well just because you say it is. It just don’t work that way. See here’s the real problem that no one addresses. Gay people scare straight people. Black people scare white people. Young people scare old people. Men scare women. Dogs scare cats. We are all just afraid of our own shadows. If they didn’t nobody would give a rats ass if someone was gay or not.

I am not expressing an opinion on whether it is right or wrong to be gay. I’m not gay and I haven’t given the other point of view much consideration, if any. Whatever your anatomical equipment preference is makes no difference to me one way or the other. What I am saying is this. Be honest about what you are saying and quit hiding behind a compromised point of view. You want to make a law that says you cannot be gay and serve in the military. Research it, fund it, pass it and enforce it. Just be aware that your opponents are going to be as vocal about repealing it as you are about enforcing it. One side or the other has to lose. When you lose, shake hands, dust yourselves off and get over it, and move on. The policy should have been called “ No guts, No plan, Don’t want to deal with it”, because all it did was make the fight last another 20 years instead of being settled back when it first came up. You can be a gay cop, a gay firefighter, a gay politician, a gay anything else, but you can’t be a gay sergeant? A Senator ( think Barney Frank) , could have been kicked out of the military for being gay in 1990 and then potentially could have served the last 20 years as an openly gay senator with no repercussions?

And now they think the goofiest appeals court in the land , the Ninth Circuit, is going to say this judge is wrong?

Can you say “Supreme Court”? I knew that you could.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

How do you dispose of batteries?

Smoke and mirrors baby, smoke and mirrors. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. It is not really a problem , what you actually experienced was a flame up of swamp gas , ignited by lighting and exploding weather balloons that created the illusion of a problem. Uh-huh. I must be an idiot as this is one I just can’t wrap my brain around, without subjecting everyone around me to a 15 minute diatribe and making my blood pressure spike through the roof.

Everything in the World today either does or can run on batteries. Well, everything is a fairly strong word, but in a general sense I just mean that a bunch of stuff is designed to have battery support or have batteries as the primary power supply. Cars, flashlights, computer accessories, laptops, watches, cell phones, smoke and CO2 detectors, laser pointers, power tools, wireless printers, radios, you name it , and they all can and do run on batteries. Many things are designed to be portable devices that can’t be hooked up to the power grid at all and must be powered by batteries. Literally millions of items, every year are designed and sold that run on batteries. On top of that, they are developing newer batteries every year that are bigger, stronger, faster and can be recharged more and have bigger amounts of the chemicals in them that everyone says is the problem, including the battery makers.

You understand my point ? Look around your house and go from room to room and think about all the things in your house that run on batteries. If you are anything like us, you have 3 or 4 items in just about every room .

So, not to belabor this introductory point, but ya know, batteries are everywhere, in virtually everything. I’ll bet just in my house and surroundings there are over 100 batteries in use in dozens of applications.

Now think about this.

Every social activist that has ever been in the media (television, newspapers, the Internet, anywhere) goes on and on blah, blah, blah until I just want to smack em with a ball peen hammer, about how electric cars and battery powered items are “Greener” and how they are better for the environment, because they “reduce dependence on fossil fuels”. In the same breath they smugly buy their little electric cars that get 300 miles to the charge and make their own energy while braking and use less “fossil fuels” and all sort of other assorted nonsense until you just get sick of hearing some blathering idiot go on and on about the subject.

Here’s what I don’t get. E’splain this one to me Lucy.

If electric cars are the answer and having things run on batteries (or have the capability to) is the answer, then why oh why do you also see television commercials that say “Don’t throw batteries in the trash.”?

To me this is not a mutually exclusive deal. You can’t have one without the other. If you use batteries, they eventually wear out and have to be disposed of. No-Brainer. If you think the answer to “Global Warming” (or at least part of the answer) is to have an electric car, that runs on batteries, then you also must acknowledge that having worn out batteries left over when they wear out is a smaller problem than the fossil fuel being used prior to the batteries was in the first place. Where do you think the batteries are gonna go when they have to be replaced in your “Greener car” and the literally MILLIONS of batteries produced and used in just this country alone, every year, wear out and have to be disposed of?. You can’t eat them, they don’t really degrade to harmless materials over time (like a biodegradable sack will) and they eventually always wear out and have to be replaced or thrown away. What happens to your greener car’s batteries when it is in a high speed accident or gets hit by a train?

How is a battery greener when it takes fossil fuels to produce it, fossil fuels to recharge it, fossil fuels to transport it to the assembly plants, fossil fuels to clean up after it and it creates an enormously problematic disposal problem when they wear out , have to be replaced or are damaged ? The next question is pretty simple too, Just how in the heck am I supposed to dispose of them, when no alternative is available ? Does anything in your DOGMA dialog have any kind of answer to that ? Sorry to rain on your parade and everything , but, everything has a lifecycle and no matter how shiny and new it is today, tomorrow it will wear out and be a candidate for the trash bin. I can’t eat them, burn them, bury them or throw them away, so what in god’s name do you propose I do with them when they are worn out? Stockpile the used ones until they start leaking into the groundwater? I could stick em up an activists butt, however they would then be toxic and the problem would still be there anyway. But I digress.

I live in a very small town, the landfill here doesn’t take batteries knowingly (especially car type batteries), the trash company provides 1 (one) disposal cart for all trash items, and there is no facility for recycling of batteries (let alone much of anything else) anywhere around my house, within 250 miles . Also, they do not look at the trash when it is being dumped into the truck by the one man claw machine so I suspect this is happening in just about every area of the country as well.

Every single store you walk into however has huge battery displays and we sell the crap out of batteries for every imaginable use in every imaginable size, shape color and for every possible purpose.

Nowhere on that display or any display the manufacturers provide tell you what to do with the batteries when they wear out though do they ? Their point of view is “You bought it, you figure it out.” They only make them, they are not responsible for them when they wear out.

If we aren’t supposed to throw them away in the trash, the manufactures can’t tell you what to do with them, and there is nowhere to dispose of them “properly “and we are encouraged to be responsible and help save the planet ,then here is the question : ” WHAT IN THE HECK WOULD YOU HAVE US DO WITH THEM INSTEAD ? (besides saying to ourselves “whatever” as we toss them into a trash bag?)

Answer that question and provide a solution that makes any sense at all and I’ll do it. Hell, I’ll bet everybody would do it.

Until them just shut up about your “Greener is better” philosophy because you don’t have a clue and haven’t thought about the entire problem in the first place. You are just repeating the marketing that is designed to sell more batteries. I don’t have windmill in my backyard and haven’t figured out a way to be able to afford the enormous costs of installing Solar energy either.

Of course If I did have a windmill or solar panels , the energy is ………stored for use…….. later in ,…..wait for it, wait for it….a BATTERY !

Imagine that.

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Monday, July 5, 2010

Its a great day for America everybody !!

Today, Not a rant. Just an observation.

Happy Fourth Of July.

Its a great day for America everybody.

If you only watch one youtube video this year, make this the one to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdRVQ4xwwmQ


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Sunday, July 4, 2010

Finally, the Supreme Court gets one exactly right.

The second ammendment of the Constitution says :

ARTICLE [II.]
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be
infringed.

The supreme court just the other day said in effect, you know, thats right. This right extends to all the citizens of the USA in every territory and state, not just the Federal Government.

Duh. Seems simple enough to me.

I wonder why it took the eggheads 234 years to finally say this.

Oh, I forgot.

Lawyers. That explains it.


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Friday, July 2, 2010

The Tea Party ? Give me a break

Why has every one who delves and dabbles in politics lost their mind ? Why has the average schmo, put so much effort into this so called "Tea Party" movement? Why does it get so much airplay, Sarah Palin notwithstanding.

Just what is this Tea Party anyway ?

Well for one, it's not a party. When they all get together, its really a rock concert where every person attending gets to bitch and moan and gripe a little bit about how bad things are. Then they all start drinking from the Jones town Kool-Aid, singing the same song about change and electing new members of Congress because the ones we have now suck. They also want to make a huge hairy deal about how the Tea Party is not about current affiliation, because they have members who are of every political persuasion. Didn't we just go through the other side of this sheet of music by electing Mr. Yes We Can ?

Well, huh? Is what I say . In affect they are saying "We are not the extreme right or the extreme left, we are the middle !". So to speak. Nothing real radical about that. It's how Reagan won, it's how Clinton won and it's why the current situation is going to be a footnote in a couple of years. Extremists never fare well because they do not represent the whole.

See, here's the problem with the whole ideology of the "Tea Party".

The so called “Tea parties” vision that this is a perfect time to start bashing the other side in an attempt to win votes and change control of the House and Senate, is actually a very good short term strategy. We , the masses yearning to breathe free, love a good slogan, "Yes we do", Yes we did, Oh my God !"

The problem is that even if they are successful in ousting every Democratic incumbent and succeed in defeating Obama in the next election, the day they take office all of the issues that exist today, still exist and you haven’t helped me or anybody else in the meantime one little bit by executing this strategy.

You won, so what? What changed for us? How did I get help right now? Even if you win, I still lose because you will take another 5-8 years to do anything at all and we (the tired and huddled masses) cannot wait that long.

In Ten Years my college senior will have been in the work force for ten years, be 32 years old, and all that will have happened as a result of this crap is that another bunch of clueless politician/lawyers will have been elected, sent to Congress to sit on their hands and worry about being elected in the next election.

Does this make sense to anyone ?

I feel like I am in the movie , where I woke up from a nap to an unearthly quiet, went outside my New York City apartment only to see nothing moving and no people and discovered that I am the last person alive. Everyone else drank the kool aid.

I don't know if I am right, but it is not time for change. We have had a belly full of change for changes sake and now we got the guy from the mail room in charge of the country. Its time for somebody to be brave enough to stand up and say "A politicians job is to represent, not to be re-elected."

Here is a radical idea.

How about Politicians who do the freaking job we elected them to do in the first place !!

Now there, is some change I can believe in.

I realize that I probably do not have a majority view on this subject, because the majority view is to only suggest those things that can be passed, not to act on those things that actually will make a difference.

This is what pisses me off.

Its why I bother to write these in the first place. I don't care if anybody read this or listens to it or even acts upon it, but , it pisses me off nonetheless. How about You ?


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