The Jokes have started.
Let the fun begin…
1. Did you know Tiger isn’t a Tiger anymore? Yeah, now he’s a cheetah!
2. It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
3. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
4. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
5. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards…
6. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
7. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
8. When asked if his wife struck him, he said " nah, she was just teed off and I was the tee.
And the beat goes on…..
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